fuck this game so much

April 13, 2008

Fuck Oliver Perez for showing us why he’ll never be an elite pitcher.

Fuck the bullpen for not keeping it tied.

Fuck David Wright (congrats on your 100th career homer, though) and Carlos Delgado for not executing on a weak groundball, eventually leading to another run.

Fuck five consecutive innings with rally-killing double plays.

Fuck Guillermo Mota for lucking out of a jam.

Fuck Eric Gagne for remembering how to pitch this weekend.

Thank God there’s no game tomorrow, so I can spend four hours doing something actually productive tomorrow night. [note: I will probably do nothing productive]