or, for the fans of brevity: STFU, OMG
Scoreboard watching the game today and am quietly stunned to myself regarding Mike Pelfrey’s performance (while being flabbergastedly unsurprised by the lack of Mets offense). Then someone goes: “Pelfrey’s pitching a no-hitter!”
Aaron Boone: /hits single
DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOT TO MENTION THAT SHIT OMG STFU.
But good job, Pelf. Let’s hope the bats wake up.
Update: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS FUCKING TEAM.
I don’t know that I’ve ever cheered on a team whose players I love so much who, collectively, piss me off/make me tear my hair out/disappoint me so/break my heart. What incredible bullshit this game was.