SHUT THE FUCK UP, OH MY GOD

May 15, 2008

or, for the fans of brevity: STFU, OMG

Scoreboard watching the game today and am quietly stunned to myself regarding Mike Pelfrey’s performance (while being flabbergastedly unsurprised by the lack of Mets offense). Then someone goes: “Pelfrey’s pitching a no-hitter!”

Me: GROOOAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Aaron Boone: /hits single

DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOT TO MENTION THAT SHIT OMG STFU.

But good job, Pelf. Let’s hope the bats wake up.

Update: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS FUCKING TEAM.

I don’t know that I’ve ever cheered on a team whose players I love so much who, collectively, piss me off/make me tear my hair out/disappoint me so/break my heart. What incredible bullshit this game was.