May 1, 2008
This isn’t a joke?
OH MY GOD. It’s like “Meet The Mets” getting fucked by Billy Joel on a bed of synthesizers.
I’ve listened to it like a dozen times already, at least. My favorite part is “We’ll go nuts for every curly W.” I kind of like that line, in the “it makes me think of pubes” kind of way.
On the Kinsey scale from Paul Newman to Liberace, I give this a Rufus Wainwright.
Hat tip to Why I Hate DC, and an excellent lyrical parsing is here.
February 7, 2008
What a striking group of men.
I am already so excited for baseball to start. I need something to take up all my emotional energy, something to keep my awake at nights, something to ruin my days. A couple of hot guys in blue and orange: that’ll do.
February 4, 2008
Congrats Eli Manning for leading the New York Giants to an unprecedented win over the New England Patriots, thereby preventing a sweep for Boston sports and proving that upending patriarchy can be a worthwhile, noble, and lucrative pursuit.
Good for you, Eli. I hope you never again have to deal with misogynistic putdowns and unfair criticisms just because OMG! FOOTBALL ISN’T YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! (yeah right, you play in New York)
February 2, 2008
CHECK IT OUT Y’ALL:
The newest Met, pitcher of the decade Johan Santana. Finally.
Much gratitude to MetsGrrl for her diligent and swift updates throughout the night.
*post title courtesy of The Incredible Unending Pun Machine.