Congrats Eli Manning for leading the New York Giants to an unprecedented win over the New England Patriots, thereby preventing a sweep for Boston sports and proving that upending patriarchy can be a worthwhile, noble, and lucrative pursuit.
Good for you, Eli. I hope you never again have to deal with misogynistic putdowns and unfair criticisms just because OMG! FOOTBALL ISN’T YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! (yeah right, you play in New York)