stupid IM conversation of the day

Stan: Is Oliver Perez’s weight symbolic of his attitude after signing a fat three-year, $36 million contract? Will John Maine be the pitcher we remember from before his shoulder injury last year? Is this the year Mike Pelfrey matures?
STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS JULIA STILES
me:
where is this
Stan: the damn wall street journal
me:
lol
Stan: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123992851955927591.html
Julia Stiles is an actress and a Mets fan living in New York. She blogs at www.juliastilesblog.com
me:
oh good
Stan: she’ll be like your alyssa milano
me: SHE IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH BOBBY PARNELL ON MY WATCH
Stan: i don’t think bobby parnell is her stile

In all sincerity, I’ve seen Julia Stiles at Mets games before and she seems like a nice girl and much more of a baseball nerd than Milano (in my mind). Also, she’ll always have a place in my heart for being in a movie that has “You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or Raincoats, but they’re not bad” as a line of dialogue.

Also, for some reason, I have listened to Bikini Kill’s discography this week, for the first time since college. I DON’T KNOW WHY.
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3 Responses to stupid IM conversation of the day

  1. Crane says:

    Ollie Perez’s weight isn’t related to his contract because Ollie Perez isn’t fat.

  2. Caryn says:

    I’m listening to the Minutemen this week.

    Julia Stiles. When she got to throw out an honorary first pitch, back in 2006, she clearly PRACTICED! She had a windup! And for some reason there was a delay, so they had to kill time and interviewed her in the tunnel, and she was awesome.

    Having her as the representative celebrity baseball fan for my sex is a better choice than the other ones. I want to like Alyssa, I really do, but it is SO HARD.

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