apropos of nothing

Time for a fashion critique!

Joe Smith: Nice color and design of t-shirt, although whatever that is (a ship?) is a bit, um, garish. And those jeans wouldn’t look out of place at, like, Union Pool or something. Lastly, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEFT ARM?@!?!?!?1

David Wright: Form-fitting t-shirts are always a plus, especially with a well-defined torso. The faux-retro faded letter bullshit is so frat boy, but I guess it’s a decent enough design with which to whore Nike. Your watch is ridiculous. And cargo shorts are a crime against humanity.

Carlos Muniz: What in the good name of fuck. That better be a psych-metal band, otherwise you have absolutely no excuse.

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5 Responses to apropos of nothing

  1. caryn says:

    this is the best post written about the mets this week. anywhere. seriously.

    “what in the good name of fuck” is going to become my new catchphrase.

  2. billyfabs says:

    i kind of love joe smith’s shirt, the more i think about it. i wonder if it’s THREADLESS. it kinda looks it. hmmm, is joe smith a secret hipster?

  3. Bill W says:

    I believe Joe’s left arm is resting comfortably on Wright’s back.

  4. billyfabs says:

    i would like to think it’s somewhere a little lower. a boy can dream.

  5. jules says:

    i love that even off the field they wear matching baseball caps.

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