SHUT THE FUCK UP, OH MY GOD

or, for the fans of brevity: STFU, OMG

Scoreboard watching the game today and am quietly stunned to myself regarding Mike Pelfrey’s performance (while being flabbergastedly unsurprised by the lack of Mets offense). Then someone goes: “Pelfrey’s pitching a no-hitter!”

Me: GROOOAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Aaron Boone: /hits single

DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOT TO MENTION THAT SHIT OMG STFU.

But good job, Pelf. Let’s hope the bats wake up.

Update: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS FUCKING TEAM.

I don’t know that I’ve ever cheered on a team whose players I love so much who, collectively, piss me off/make me tear my hair out/disappoint me so/break my heart. What incredible bullshit this game was.

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3 Responses to SHUT THE FUCK UP, OH MY GOD

  1. NYMetsGrrl94 says:

    I feel like the players are playing like they don’t WANT to win

  2. Bill W says:

    Come now, be a rationalist: There are no no-hitter jinxes. Aside from, y’know, a Met will never pitch one.

    It’s hard to believe either the Mets or Yanks will win this series.

  3. julie says:

    11.68 fuckin’ ERA and we can’t bring in ONE fuckin’ run???

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