fuck this game so much

Fuck Oliver Perez for showing us why he’ll never be an elite pitcher.

Fuck the bullpen for not keeping it tied.

Fuck David Wright (congrats on your 100th career homer, though) and Carlos Delgado for not executing on a weak groundball, eventually leading to another run.

Fuck five consecutive innings with rally-killing double plays.

Fuck Guillermo Mota for lucking out of a jam.

Fuck Eric Gagne for remembering how to pitch this weekend.

Thank God there’s no game tomorrow, so I can spend four hours doing something actually productive tomorrow night. [note: I will probably do nothing productive]

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3 Responses to fuck this game so much

  1. Tracy says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself!!

    (This post really made me laugh out loud — thank you!!)

  2. michael says:

    hahaha i googled fuck this game so much and i clicked on michael wuertz’s face and it brought me to your blog! congrats on the acquisition!

  3. santana57 says:

    spoken like a true new yorker.

    this team fuckin sucks. and willie randolph is an idiot.

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