i think i just had an orgasm

From Ben Shpigel’s blog:

During live batting practice, as Joe Smith was facing David Wright, Peterson responded to a particularly nasty pitch by saying, “Stay right there for eight-and-a-half months.”

So basically it was:

vs.

I like to think they were battling for my affections.

What?! A guy can dream (and only ever that. SIGH)

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