david newhan hit a triple.

That’s about the only piece of good news I can give you after last night’s loss to the Braves. David Fuckin Newhan hit a triple.

Oh I guess also Scott Schoeneweis came in with 2 outs and a man on second and got him to ground out to first.

Also, Moises Alou made a sweet diving catch and managed not to break any bones!

Man, what other implausible feat will I experience next? Brave Killer Oliver Perez getting shelled? Jose Reyes being afraid to catch a foul ball? Hahahahahhaaha…oh shit, what?

Lastly, I hate this guy:

Not so much the four-hit game, because I mean, good show, Francoeur. Well done. But I hate your face. You fucking smirky French piece of shit. I fucking hate you. Stop smirking.

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One Response to david newhan hit a triple.

  1. metsgrrl says:

    Ah, the Arod smirk. Carlos Zambrano has it too.

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