wait. seriously?
May 1, 2008This isn’t a joke?
OH MY GOD. It’s like “Meet The Mets” getting fucked by Billy Joel on a bed of synthesizers.
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I’ve listened to it like a dozen times already, at least. My favorite part is “We’ll go nuts for every curly W.” I kind of like that line, in the “it makes me think of pubes” kind of way.
On the Kinsey scale from Paul Newman to Liberace, I give this a Rufus Wainwright.
Hat tip to Why I Hate DC, and an excellent lyrical parsing is here.
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