things i did in the time it took the mets to beat the cardinals 2-1 in 20 innings

  • Broke up with my boyfriend (mutual)
  • Bought a six-pack (Yuengling)
  • Walked to a friend’s house
  • Watched four episodes of Gilmore Girls
  • Ordered pizza (cheese)
  • Ate pizza (three slices)
  • Another six-pack (Budweiser)
  • Walked home
  • Ate hot wings and fries
  • Laughed at the score
  • Updated Facebook status
  • Laughed at Francisco Rodriguez
  • Was impressed by Joe Mather
  • Smoked half a pack (Kamel Reds)
  • Said “fucking finally”

One Response to things i did in the time it took the mets to beat the cardinals 2-1 in 20 innings

  1. ukmetsfan says:

    Love the blog! Lesbo love from a UK Mets fan!
    I mainly cringe and Hide behind a cushion when K-rod is pitching (don’t know why he just gives me the fear!)
    Uk Mets Fan xx

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