Go over to Brooklyn Met Fan if you don’t already (what the hell is wrong with you?!) and vote for “The Hottest Met 2009.” I voted Murphy, even though it’s probably David Wright. Santana at #3, bringing up the rear. GET IT?
What an image…brb.
hot or not
July 30, 2009
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July 29, 2009Did you guys know I’m a terrible blogger? Whoops now you know! It has been a while, and the following shit has happened:
a) everybody got hurt
b) you mean I have to cheer for that smirky French bastard now? Godspeed, Churchy.
c) who the fuck is Angel Berroa?
d) Daniel Murphy turned into a legit first baseman, too bad his bat can’t catch up to his defense (uhhhhh did you think we’d say that back in April?)
e) I would like to propose a television show called The Days of Our Mets or As The Mets Turn or something, is Susan Lucci available?
But hey, the Mets have won four in a row now, only 5.5 back in the Wild Card, sure ok. If Beltran and Reyes and Delgado come back before the season is over I will do five cartwheels in a row, you have my word.
The real reason for this post however is this:
Tuesday, during a Citi Field press conference, Mets players Daniel Murphy, Bobby Parnell, J.J. Putz, Omir Santos and Gary Sheffield unveiled The Players Choice Signature Series featuring jerseys, T-shirts and caps they designed exclusively for their fans, with each product expressing the personalities and attitudes of the individual players who designed them.
Oh FUN, let’s have a looksee at these fashions by athletes, because that is always a good idea!
Design By: John Maine
What It Expresses: I think I’m really edgy and cool but in reality I’m a huge fucking dork
Design By: Omir Santos
What It Expresses: You hit one game-winning homer off Jonathan Papelbon and it makes you think you’re Perkunas.
Design By: Bobby Parnell
What It Expresses: I have no imagination, how about an ax for no good reason? Cool.
Design By: Daniel Murphy
What It Expresses: I have no discernible personality, but I AM Irish, so…wooooo Dropkick Murphys pint o’Guinness Shane MacGowan potatoes!
Design By: Gary Sheffield
What It Expresses: I am probably on drugs, and now so are you.
Design By: J.J. Put
What It Expresses: I enjoy the oeuvre of Toby Keith.
And finally, Smear The Queer is proud to offer the limited edition design by David Wright:
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