apropos of nothing

Time for a fashion critique!

Joe Smith: Nice color and design of t-shirt, although whatever that is (a ship?) is a bit, um, garish. And those jeans wouldn’t look out of place at, like, Union Pool or something. Lastly, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEFT ARM?@!?!?!?1

David Wright: Form-fitting t-shirts are always a plus, especially with a well-defined torso. The faux-retro faded letter bullshit is so frat boy, but I guess it’s a decent enough design with which to whore Nike. Your watch is ridiculous. And cargo shorts are a crime against humanity.

Carlos Muniz: What in the good name of fuck. That better be a psych-metal band, otherwise you have absolutely no excuse.

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5 Responses to “apropos of nothing”

  1. caryn Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 10:53 am | Reply

    this is the best post written about the mets this week. anywhere. seriously.

    “what in the good name of fuck” is going to become my new catchphrase.

  2. billyfabs Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 10:58 am | Reply

    i kind of love joe smith’s shirt, the more i think about it. i wonder if it’s THREADLESS. it kinda looks it. hmmm, is joe smith a secret hipster?

  3. Bill W Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 11:43 am | Reply

    I believe Joe’s left arm is resting comfortably on Wright’s back.

  4. billyfabs Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 11:46 am | Reply

    i would like to think it’s somewhere a little lower. a boy can dream.

  5. jules Says:
    August 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm | Reply

    i love that even off the field they wear matching baseball caps.

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