In spite of a poopy loss yesterday, the Boston Red Sox became the first team to clinch a playoff berth this weekend. Hooray, MetSox Desperation Pact! Now if you can just hold off those pesky Yankees, because even though everyone in Red Sox Nation is all “Blahblah at least we’re in the playoffs blahblah WICKED,” you know they don’t want to give up the division after leading by 47,892 games in May and if they do we’ll be fucking hearing about and hearing about and…Well done, Sox! To celebrate, let us gaze upon the hottest man on your roster:
Smoldering.
Speaking of Native Americans, welcome back to the postseason, Cleveland! I don’t know much about you guys, except apparently everyone is really chipper. That and I can’t believe you guys still get away with that logo. However, I do love any team that celebrates a division title with Bud Light bukkake.
Huminahuminahumina. I feel all kinda hot and bothered right now.
Oh, just for good measure:
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Finally! Congrats on the AL West title to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California in Orange County! As I mentioned in the comments here, I have lived in all seven of those places, so holla!
The sweatiest, wettiest, beeriest gang in all of Anaheim. Gene Autry Way REPRAZENT!
September 24, 2007 at 7:10 pm |
Vlad is my baseball boyfriend.
September 24, 2007 at 10:05 pm |
will see you tomorrow – hear you guys are crashing the cooper box tomorrow night!
And who is that cutie on the Indians? Not Sizemore is it? (totally doesn’t look like him)
September 25, 2007 at 9:50 am |
that is indeed sizemore, the most boneriffic non-met in the universe
September 25, 2007 at 11:47 am |
Who is the hottest guy on the Sox though? I have no idea who that is!
September 25, 2007 at 11:55 am |
jacoby ellsbury.
September 25, 2007 at 12:17 pm |
Sizemore has the babiest smile, but Jacoby is so HOT.
Hey, at least you’ll have two hotties to cheer in the playoffs when the Mets choke their season away!
September 25, 2007 at 12:21 pm |
douchefag.
September 25, 2007 at 1:22 pm |
Re: last nights game…Oh the horror!
September 30, 2007 at 1:35 pm |
The boston red plays well as a team although yest. game was horror.
February 15, 2008 at 8:43 pm |
Grady Sizemore is like the perfect image of man